Happy Groundhog Day

The famed Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania groundhog emerged from his dwelling today to prognosticate on the duration of winter weather across the country. Traditionally, if Phil sees his shadow winter weather will continue for six more weeks; otherwise, Spring will arrive early. In a tragic turn of events, the shadow that greeted Phil was that of a towering brown bear, which proceeded to devour the groundhog sage almost immediately upon his appearance.

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