Top ten holidays that should never be observed

10. Incite a Rebellion Day
9. Victimize the Elderly Day
8. Road Kill Awareness Week
7. Euthanize a Friend Day
6. Spread STDs Week
5. National Harvest Others’ Crops Day
4. Cannibalize the Homeless Week
3. Eat Glass Day
2. Wear Hot Asphalt Day
1. Rest a Body Part on a Stranger Day

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5 thoughts on “Top ten holidays that should never be observed

  1. The elderly are victims by the very nature of actually getting to be old. They’re the ones we’re supposed to push to the outside of the pack to be picked off for the good of the rest of us. I’d continue with the analogy, but it sort of loses its way when I have to match up who the crocodiles are that take a bunch of us down while we’re traversing the rivers.

  2. I can never think ok coming across “Top ten holidays that should never be observed” as its a bad experience for me, it was an accident that me and my friend were going to travel from my home town to bangalore, and and may be by gods grace we did’nt take a bus and took some other bus and at the middle of the road the traffic was jam and we had to get down till the traffic was cleared. we had curiousity to know what had happened as we neared we saw the same bus which we got inside and was not intrested to travel on that bus and changed bus. we were shocked by seeing the bus was chopped and the people who were travelling in the bus were struck in the bus and many had already lost their life.

    So i really do not want to overcome with such incidents.

    i would request jones to comment on good subjects rather than bad.

  3. I… uh… err…

    You must have missed the fact that this list is a totally made-up, fictitious collection of holidays that don’t exist and should never exist.

    Sorry for your bad experience, of course, but this list is supposed to be funny based on its ridiculous nature. Please make sure you understand the gist of an entry before ripping anyone for making it.

    The primary purpose of this blog is to post stupid stuff. Very, very rarely will anything serious be on here. So, please take it that way.

  4. Bone i know its totally made-up, fictitious collection of holidays that don’t exist and should never exist, but the words always reminds you your past. after reading “Top ten holidays that should never be observed” i became emotional so i had to write.

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