Top ten non-living pets

10. Chowder
9. Thread
8. Grass clippings
7. Paper
6. Can of corn
5. Asphalt
4. Chalk
3. Scissors
2. Paste
1. Abe Vigoda

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2 thoughts on “Top ten non-living pets

  1. wait a second. wait.

    http://abevigoda.com

    your list is entirely inaccurate. also, i had a can of corn once, and he talked talked to me, or was it a she, i can’t remember. it did make a move on me, but it came from a very progressive family of corn.

  2. I thought that I may get an argument here, but at no point did my list specify the exclusion of undead. I think that “living dead” differs from “living”. Just a judgement call on my part.

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