Top ten reasons top ten lists no longer come out weekly

10. Not many people read them anyway
9. I was once cast as a "Holiday Lemur"
8. Difficult to come up with ten of anything
7. Lots of hurricanes generally mean fewer top tens
6. Very few things actually happen weekly
5. The few people who read rarely comment
4. See September 14 Top Ten List
3. I'm generally filled with sloth
2. The jerk store called and said they were out of you
1. Difficult to come up with ten of anything

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