Top ten excuses for having missed said month of lists

Okay, so I've missed a few weeks. Sorry about that. In honor of the month of missed lists, here are the top ten excuses for having missed said month of lists:

10. Mild dementia
9. Ongoing struggle against angry spacemen
8. Hard to post while underwater
7. Daylight savings time
6. Been very, very sleepy
5. Inability to think due to onslaught of 80's songs stuck in my head
4. Two words, "la zy"
3. Too busy generating hurricanes
2. College football
1. Blogs are stupid, and so are you

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