I’ve managed to hit very few animals while driving vehicles during my life. I’ve even managed to hit very few already dead animals while driving. This morning, however, was an exception.
During my 40 minute drive to work I managed to hit and kill/maim two squirrels and one already dead oppossum. The three incidents were spread out over the entire drive, and each on a different road. I can’t say exactly what was going on, but if I were you I’d stay out of my way today.
Obviously, it’s my day to kill stuff. And the day is far from over.