Top ten holidays that should never be observed

10. Incite a Rebellion Day
9. Victimize the Elderly Day
8. Road Kill Awareness Week
7. Euthanize a Friend Day
6. Spread STDs Week
5. National Harvest Others’ Crops Day
4. Cannibalize the Homeless Week
3. Eat Glass Day
2. Wear Hot Asphalt Day
1. Rest a Body Part on a Stranger Day

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Top ten Superhero films

10. Batman
9. Superman Returns
8. X3 (X-Men 3)
7. X-Men
6. Superman
5. X2 (X-Men 2)
4. Spider-man
3. Batman Begins
2. The Incredibles
1. Spider-man II

sh4wn and I decided to post our lists together. See what his list looks like. As with sh4wn’s list, the criteria remains the same. I’m pretty sure he explained it well, so I won’t bother.

I have to say that this was a very difficult list to compile. Once I got the movies down I wanted to try to rank, it got even more difficult. I must say that some of these movies made it on the list due to nostalgia (Superman was my favorite movie as a kid, but these days Margot Kidder is painful to watch), and there a couple of others I had hoped would have made it (The Hulk and Superman II were close, and I really tried to get Mystery Men on here).

In any case, this list is as it is for now. As I see some older movies I missed, the list may change. I’m pretty sure that time will change the list as well. Let’s also not forget that there are some strong choices coming out in the next couple of years. And here’s to hoping they’ll get around to putting Green Lantern on the screen.

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Top ten non-living pets

10. Chowder
9. Thread
8. Grass clippings
7. Paper
6. Can of corn
5. Asphalt
4. Chalk
3. Scissors
2. Paste
1. Abe Vigoda

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New look… new start.

A new beginning of sorts. I haven’t posted on this blog in a very long time, so I thought I’d freshen up the look and try to start writing again. At least I’ll have the opportunity to pop out a few new top ten lists. So, in that line of thinking, here’s a new top ten.

Top ten reasons to try to blog again:

10. Desperate envy for all of you successful bloggers
9. Insatiable desire to spout opinions on meaningless topics
8. Good way to stop pesky ants
7. Blog is a fun word, thus it must be fun to do
6. Another way to promote poor grammar and speling
5. Really need to work on wasting more time
4. Blogging does not release harmful greenhouse gasses
3. One word: mellifluous
2. New task to practice my procrastination
1. No pants required

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Top ten desserts I just wouldn’t eat

10. Chalk Muffin
9. Hair Lime Pie
8. Hot Resin Sunday
7. Bile Soufflé
6. Glass Shard Brownies
5. Mucus Pudding
4. Sonic Urine Blast
3. Chocolate Covered Sardines
2. Insulation Candy
1. Reese's Feces

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Top ten things spam could be used for… but shouldn’t

10. Protection
9. Mittens
8. Paint
7. Lubricant
6. Advice
5. Paper
4. Soap
3. Toothpaste
2. Fuel
1. Ear plugs

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Top ten appropriate names for hurricanes that will never be used

10. Big 'un
9. Hellstorm
8. Devastator
7. Apocalyptic-Cloud Horror
6. Nasty
5. Windy Rain Thing
4. Swirling-Death
3. Lucifer
2. Annihilator
1. Mother

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Top ten reasons top ten lists no longer come out weekly

10. Not many people read them anyway
9. I was once cast as a "Holiday Lemur"
8. Difficult to come up with ten of anything
7. Lots of hurricanes generally mean fewer top tens
6. Very few things actually happen weekly
5. The few people who read rarely comment
4. See September 14 Top Ten List
3. I'm generally filled with sloth
2. The jerk store called and said they were out of you
1. Difficult to come up with ten of anything

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Top ten excuses for having missed said month of lists

Okay, so I've missed a few weeks. Sorry about that. In honor of the month of missed lists, here are the top ten excuses for having missed said month of lists:

10. Mild dementia
9. Ongoing struggle against angry spacemen
8. Hard to post while underwater
7. Daylight savings time
6. Been very, very sleepy
5. Inability to think due to onslaught of 80's songs stuck in my head
4. Two words, "la zy"
3. Too busy generating hurricanes
2. College football
1. Blogs are stupid, and so are you

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Top ten places to hide

10. Behind a tree
9. In a large, empty clothes hamper
8. Under the bed
7. In a pile of leaves
6. In an elevator shaft
5. In the closet
4. In a small, full clothes hamper
3. In a wall of mud
2. In an abandoned refrigerator
1. A secret place

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